Say No to Death by Boredom- Get The Ultimate Unborify Bundle

Every Single Tool, Strategy, Template, Trick, Hack or Script You Need to Add a Zing of Personality to Your Social Media, Emails, Webinars, Videos & Brand So You Hook BRAINS, Sell MORE & Create lifelong FANS (even if you have the personality of a sand flea).

Catch The Unborify Your Brand Module Three Below

This bundle will never be sold again ever..at this price or at any price. This is your only chance

This is your chance to sidestep the deathtrap of boring yawn inducing content and learn to infuse humor in your brand for endless eyeballs, truckloads of LOLs and crap-ton of sales

Time to take your brand from a tepid puddle of mediocrity to a fiery flipping comet of awesomeness.

πŸ‘€β°πŸ˜²πŸ˜¨ The average Facebook ad gets our attention for 2.5 seconds 🧠⚠️

Wait WHAAAAT?!?!?

Yep that's about the same time it takes to :

πŸ’‘ Solve the Rubik's Cube in a world record time

πŸ‘Ÿ Tie my own shoelaces with my eyes closed (and my tongue sticking out. I tried it.)

πŸ‘€ Get 20 people to change a tire at Formula One (are they even human?)

Now, I'm sure you'll agree that 2.5 seconds is not a lot of time.

It's pretty stingy if you ask me. 

In fact you've already spent longer than that reading this post (and practicing the shoelace thing to see if you could do it too. It’s ok, I know you have)

So if you want people eyeballs on your stuff longer than a measly 2.5 seconds, you'll have to be:

βœ… more interesting
βœ… crawl inside their brains or
βœ… take off all your clothes.

And if you're anything like me, you will NOT be so hot on that last option, for the benefit of all concerned.

Thankfully, you can keep a hold of your undies, because I have honed the "interesting part & the brain crawl part" down to an exact science.

And what is more, I'm willing to shower you with it like confetti..and not the sort that gets in all your orifices.....

Enter: My Glorious New Invention

If you want to exude wit and personality in your brand without signing off your inheritance to a copywriter or a social media manager, or removing your undergarments on the socials…

Then raise your hand now. πŸ–πŸΌπŸ–πŸΌπŸ–πŸΌπŸ–πŸΌ
In fact, raise both of them πŸ™ŒπŸΌ πŸ™ŒπŸΌ πŸ™ŒπŸΌ πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
Stick out your tongue too if it makes you feel happy πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

And then take your raised hand and bring it down on this link below where you will be transported as if by internet MAGIC to the place you will find out how to get all the attention without any of the drama

Here’s What You’ll Get When You Join Today

If you’re a business owner and want to slash through your audience’s indifference like a heated chainsaw through a slab of your favourite cheddar, then this bundle is exactly what you need right now today,

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $1,000

99 Humor Hooks To Use in Your Webinars, Livestreams, Emails & Social Media To Hook Brains, Sell More & Create Lifelong Fans

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $1,000

The first software EVER that spits out scroll-freezing, hype-generating, sale-getting social content in mere seconds

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $500

Take your words from dull, tiresome, yawn-fests to spunky, unignorable joy-fests using brain science, creative storytelling & blah-proof word magic.

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

How to Use The Psychology of Humor to Get HaHas, OMGs and LOLs on Your Posts Even When You Have the Personality of a Puffer Fish

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

The sticky secret used by popular memes that gets people instantly glued to your content no matter how busy, distracted or frenzied they are.

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $500

How to structure a Facebook or Instagram Livestream for maximum engagement and automatic cash infusions with less than 10 minute prep time

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

The Ultimate Cheat sheet for crafting witty one-liners & funny anecdotes from thin air (perfectly aligned with your brand, industry & personality)

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

Everything you need to understand, play & beat the Facebook algorithm so your posts get seen and people can not scroll past it without engaging with it in some way

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

Everything you need to understand, play & beat the Instagram algorithm so your posts get seen and people can not scroll past it without engaging with it in some way

LIFETIME ACCESS WORTH $200

Everything you need to understand, play & beat the LinkedIn algorithm so your posts get seen and people can not scroll past it without engaging with it in some way

Your Lead Trainer- Bushra Azhar

Hey, I’m Bushra, your launch sensei, and a mad scientist when it comes to persuasion, consumer psychology and creating awe-inspiring rejection proof offers that make people want to throw their wallets at your face. I have created this blueprint based on my experience working with thousands of people, generating millions of dollars, and seeing in real-time how buyer behaviours have changed in the last few months. The strategies you will get here are based on my own real-time-relevant-right-now experience and are things that all businesses need in order to survive, thrive & downright dominate their industries in a post-corona world.

Your brand is under threat πŸ”ͺβœ‚οΈ

And it's not looking good πŸ™€
In fact, it's a death threat πŸ’€
And it's a gruesome one πŸ‘Ή
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It's The Death By Boring ⚰️⚰️

πŸ‘Ž If you are you fed up with constantly having to think of creative, witty things to post on social media

πŸ‘Ž If you feel emotionally exhausted having to beg, whine & bribe for a like, share OR comment

πŸ‘Ž If you would rather eat your socks than have to stare at the blinking cursor of death on a blank screen mocking you & your miserable life

Then nab this bundle to take your brand from a tepid puddle of mediocrity to a fiery, flipping comet of awesomeness

Instant & Lifetime Access to The ultimate unborify bundle
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Unborify Your Brand Full Course WORTH $1,000
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to All Done Social + All Future Updates WORTH $1,000
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Word Domination Masterclass WORTH $500
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to How to be a Dopamine Dealer Cheat Codes WORTH $200
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Meme Magic Shortcuts WORTH $200
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Lucrative Livestreaming Template WORTH $500
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Dopamine Dossier Cheat Sheet WORTH $200
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Facebook Algorithm Cheatcodes WORTH $200
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to Instagram Algorithm Cheatcodes WORTH $200
  • Instant & Lifetime Access to LinkedIn Algorithm Cheatcodes WORTH $200
Total Value of the bundle $4,200

But because this is the first & the very last time this bundle is being sold at this price...in the history of the internet EVER, you get to join at a laughably low price

I don't believe in get-rich-quick, take-this pill-and-be- awesome systems. I believe in hard work, integrity and service. That is exactly what all my courses and programs are meant to help you do. There are obviously no guarantees that you will get the same results as I did because that depends on your industry, your ability and your business..not to mention your resolve to step into the arena with the intention to win. I am here to give you the best tools possible to get you where you want to go but at the end of the day these are just tools, YOU gotta use them to get the results you want. What use is a great steak knife if you plan to order takeout right?
Please remember that nothing on this page or any of my websites or emails is a promise of earnings or a guarantee of results.