This is your chance to sidestep the deathtrap of boring yawn inducing content and infuse humor in your brand for endless eyeballs, truckloads of LOLs and crap-ton of sales
Time to take your brand from a tepid puddle of mediocrity to a fiery flipping comet of awesomeness.
The average Facebook ad gets our attention for 2.5 seconds
Wait WHAAAAT?!?!?
Yep that's about the same time it takes to : Solve the Rubik's Cube in a world record time
Tie my own shoelaces with my eyes closed (and my tongue sticking out. I tried it.)
Get 20 people to change a tire at Formula One (are they even human?)
Now, I'm sure you'll agree that 2.5 seconds is not a lot of time.
It's pretty stingy if you ask me.
In fact you've already spent longer than that reading this post (and practicing the shoelace thing to see if you could do it too. It’s ok, I know you have)
So if you want people eyeballs on your stuff longer than a measly 2.5 seconds, you'll have to be: more interesting
crawl inside their brains or
take off all your clothes.
And if you're anything like me, you will NOT be so hot on that last option, for the benefit of all concerned.
Thankfully, you can keep a hold of your undies, because I have honed the "interesting part & the brain crawl part" down to an exact science.
And what is more, I'm willing to shower you with it like confetti..and not the sort that gets in all your orifices.....
Enter: My Glorious New Invention
If you want to exude wit and personality in your brand without signing off your inheritance to a copywriter or a social media manager, or removing your undergarments on the socials…
Then raise your hand now.
In fact, raise both of them
Stick out your tongue too if it makes you feel happy
And then take your raised hand and bring it down on this link below where you will be transported as if by internet MAGIC to the place you will find out how to get all the attention without any of the drama
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Your brand is under threat 

And it's not looking good
In fact, it's a death threat
And it's a gruesome one
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It's The Death By Boring If you are you fed up with constantly having to think of creative, witty things to post on social media
If you feel emotionally exhausted having to beg, whine & bribe for a like, share OR comment
If you would rather eat your socks than have to stare at the blinking cursor of death on a blank screen mocking you & your miserable life